kilelele asked: But can you imagine Professor X visiting SHIELD and then, amidst all these voices thinking about work and and files and se, there's this one voice that goes 'I wonder if I could make one of the surrounding buildings if I jumped from the roof of the triskelion and had a running start. probably not. ok what if i had a motorcycle start. what if i rode my motorcyle and then JUMPED OFF IT IN MIDAIR' and charles peeks in and steve is in a meeting, standing rimrod straight, looking super serious
oh my fucking god
The next time he comes in Steve’s thoughts veer off into the first few lines of Starspangled Man With A Plan, which is immediately followed by an impressive string of swears because HE KEEPS THINKING HE’S GOT THE FUCKING SONG OUT OF HIS HEAD AND THEN IT JUST CREEPS BACK UP ON HIM WHAT THE FUCK. Trying to dislodge it, he starts reciting some modern pop song about milkshakes and boys in your yard
so i firmly believe that, according to the amount of girls in the 5sosfam, the boys are gonna end up with one of us one way or another. i would like to raise my glass to these four girls who are about to live the toughest life with the sweetest boys to ever exist, and who don’t know it yet. you may even be one of those girls, and truth be told, i’m hella jealous but you deserve it.
have a good day ma’am
jared must never seen this before…
And he is so cute too…Osric talks about how he wanted to be stunt guy, but he wasn’t good enough so he became an actor. HE STILL DOES THIS THOUGH. BECAUSE HE IS FOLLOWING HIS DREAMS. ANY. WAY. HE. CAN.
This has been me telling you: if you don’t love Osric Chau, you are doing it wrong.
Some Captain America fans have literally no concept of historical context, like “oh my god, imagine when he woke up and found out that while he was frozen, the slaves were freed, the American colonies achieved independence from Britain, and mankind discovered fire!!”
Don’t forget the heart break he’ll feel when he sees the bones of his faithful t-rex on display at the museum of natural history.
And don’t even mention Pangea.
sometimes I get really stressed out because my body doesn’t match society’s expectations of beauty and sex appeal
and one night I was complaining about it to my sister and she said
"It’s not very punk rock to meet society’s expectations"
I think she changed my life
Your sister is my role model
#kids are allowed to be selfish #in order to create their own healthy personality #they are allowed to demand anything you want and don’t want to give #but dean is no parent #he isn’t the mother that is supposed to be selfless and giving #he is a child himself sam’s brother #under normal circumstances you can’t expect from dean to give into sams begging #yet he does exactly what you expect from a mother #giving up giving in #he did it since he was more or less four year old #to give sam anything that resembles a normal life for him to grow up and become the adult he now his #dean had to neglect his own childhood #he never grew up to be healthy #he was john’s caretaker in a really disturbing way #he was sam’s sort of parent #he is a soldier #he is tortured and traumatized and made into a tool more than one time #he is a human shaped mess of trauma and guilt #a hero a brother a friend a saviour a protector a caretaker #but you know never just dean #because ‘dean’ little precious dean burned alongside his mother on a ceiling all those years ago (via godkillinghimself)